Greetings, my people! I guess I have you fuckers to thank for this position being thrust upon me. Some of you just had to side with my step-mother and try to start a coup. If you guys had realized she was just pissed he was screwing around with my tutor, maybe you wouldn’t be so many of you dead. Well your little coup failed and now I’m the only male left in the family. Except for Uncle Manfred, but he’s got shit for brains. Remember when he ruined the Summer Solstice Parade last year? The city stank for two whole months during the hottest time of the year. So he’s out, which leaves me. I’m your new dictator as of noon today. You little shits think life under my father’s rule was tough? Wait till you get a load of what I’m bringing. Think I forgot about you convincing my father that Mom wasn’t pure blood during that whole ethnic cleansing fad? Or when Chuck E. Cheese was denied building rights in order to keep our cultural heritage? You people are so fucking screwed! You have no idea how bad you people just fucked yourselves.
So, I’m going to be implementing some changes in the next coming weeks, once I put together my underlings and whatnot. I’ll be using this blog to keep you bastards up to date on meetings, new laws, and who’s on my shit list. Till then you can start kissing my ass, and maybe I’ll go easy on you.
Dictator Grigor
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